JD Mata Films

J.D. Mata is an actor, independent filmmaker, musician/ Choir Director, Piano Bar player, etc... He lives in Los Angeles. This is the place where he will reveal his "rebel without a crew" Robert Rodriguez inspired style of indie filmmaking secrets! And, just "A day in the life" stuff!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

**J.D. Mata for CELEBRITY 2008**Hollywood needs Change!!



3 Talking Points for the much needed CHANGE of the Hollywood Celebrity!

First of all, I live in Los Angeles, BUT not in Hollywood. I live in Studio City of the San Fernando Valley. So, physically, not even metaphorically, I'm an outsider!

Secondly, I've written, directed, edited, and starred in SIX very entertaining feature films with a budget of less than 10,000. on each. This has humbled me, because I have devoted every ounce of my soul and spirit to starting and finishing these films! Furthermore, financially I've made...Well, lets just say, I'm struggling to make this month's rent, AND it's already the middle of the month. HOWEVER, I'm not bitter, sad, or quitting; because, I'm a MILLIONAIRE, in my HEART, because I LOVE what I do!

Thirdly, as your NEW, humble Celebrity I promise to:

a. NOT, get on my POLITICAL SOAP BOX, ever!

b.NOT, demand a salary that could feed a starving nation!

c.NOT, diss autograph seekers! THEY WATCH your movies, STUPID! AND, I will be grateful!

d.ALL charitable contributions will remain anonymous so as to NOT bring attention to myself!

e.I Will LOVE T.M.Z., INSIDE EDITION, PEREZ HILTON, etc. They only become Paparazzi when you RUN! I will EMBRACE the FREE PRESS! It's totally the American way! Geez, I wish a whole band of paparazzi would have been staked out in front of my apartment complex last week then my favorite form of transportation, MY BIKE, would NOT have been stolen!


HOW CAN YOU HELP TO CREATE CHANGE AND MAKE ME YOUR NEW HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY? Buy one of my films THEN paste, copy, send, OR any creative way to distribute these talking points throughout the World Wide Web!

My fellow Americans, I won't let you down!

p.s.
I promise to never trash a hotel room, either. That really sucks for the hard working housekeepers!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yay! can i be your running mate? -T

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No pick me!

8:01 PM  

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