You're"EAR-isistable!"

"Call time" was midnight this morning cause we were using an elevator at a parking structure on Ventura Blvd. There were no people or cars which eneabled us to work uniterrupted as I, "The Mexican American Psycho," severed the EAR off another victim because he couldn't name a Mexican American Acccordion player!

We put a sandbag on the door of the elevator to get our shots in when some dude drove up cause he was trying to use the elevator above us. He didn't fret since he saw we were shooting a flick and not like stealing stuff. Actually, we were stealing the SHOT!

Then, we heard footsteps as a security guard came within feet of busting us, but stopped right before our makeshift location.

The scene was "KILLER!"........