Shin splints!.......what???

Yes, I'm starting to develop "Shin Splints," which is an injury to your shins. Shin Splints are a result of running on the same pair of "Running shoes" for too long. Why, "Filmmaker Boy," did you wear the same shoes for soooo long, thus causing this unfortunate injury? I'm glad you asked me that BLOG PERSON! Running shoes cost a fortune! Sorry, not in the indie filmmaker's budget. The amount of money I'd spend on a pair of running shoes is at least a half a week's rental in LIGHTS! Filmmakers need lights in order to illuminate the Actors and Set. Like, "HELLO," can you imagine, ___________, CAMERA, &&&&...ACTION! Wait one minute! What happened to the LIGHTS!?!?.......Oh crap, I'm WEARING THEM!!!!! ......NOT!!!!!! love, jd